The Colon Three of Fenda Unity is a huge, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 763 million Fendas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Fenda Unityian economy, worth 12.0 trillion Fendas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 15,702 Fendas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, military spending is on the increase, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, and euthanasia is legal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fenda Unity's national animal is the Frog.

Fenda Unity is ranked 119,780^th in the world and 2,943^rd in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 73.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.